I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.The diagnosis came completely out of the purple. At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?.The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar.Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He didn’t get hurt because it was a soft drink.What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both lefts which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick.I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated? He’s all right now.There’s a new restaurant called Karma.Is your bottom jealous of the amount of crap that comes out of your mouth?.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.I have a dog to provide me with unconditional love, but I also have a cat to remind me that I don’t deserve it.Why do bees hum? They don’t remember the lyrics!.On the left side, there’s nothing right and on the right side, there’s nothing left. You have two parts of the brain, “left” and “right”.I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems - the first thing he did was make me pay in advance.I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.Looking for more funnies to add to your joke list? We have dad jokes, cow jokes, and much more! This list is bound to make you laugh… or at the very least smile! Read on and add these one-liner jokes to your collection so you can rattle them off at your next funny family get-together. Sure, knock-knock jokes are classic, but if your little one or friends are impatient types, one-liners may be more their speed. Sometimes the funniest jokes are as simple as a phrase. Some of the best jokes aren’t long or complicated at all. It catches listeners off guard and is a great way to get a quick laugh. Although knock-knock jokes are classics, sometimes it’s best to skip the setup and get right to the gag. Moms and dads alike are sure to love these one-liners, smart jokes, and punny jokes.
Who doesn’t love some good bad jokes - we do! But one-liners don’t have to bring the cringe, some of them are smart, insightful, and stick with you for ages. Unfortunately, they’re often lumped in the same category as bad jokes. In the joke world hierarchy, one-liners are a gem: they’re easy to remember, take no time to tell, and if crafted just right pack a mightier punch than a joke with a longer set up.
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